Tidying my ar$e

So much for the Christmas tidying spree! I have searched high and low and I cannot find sight nor sound of some vouchers for Arnotts and my hubby wants to buy an "end table" in the sales for a lamp that we got as a wedding gift. What a pain in the ar$e! Both him going on about his end table and me losing the vouchers. At least when I'm untidy and my room is like a pigsty, I know where everything is. I've even emptied out a bag of rubbish I had amassed but to no avail. I vaguely remember having the voucher in my hand and putting it somewhere for safekeeping. Damn it, we're going to miss the sales and pay through the nose for a blasted end table that I don't even think we bloody need! The blooming lamp sits lovely as it is on the shagging floor!