Merc drivers; don't tar them all with the one brush BUT

So I drive down to the chippers. Yeah, three days into the healthy eating and I've a hankering for a spice burger and chips. And there's a poxy Merc parked parallel to the chippers. It's not the done thing. Cars are usually pulled vertically in, in front of the chippers, to accommodate as many as possible. Typical bleeping Merc driver; no consideration for anybody else.